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This weekend was a blast!
Friday was a great day at work, I left early and took her to the library to find new books and a few DVDs. We later went to Greasewood Flatts for dinner and dancing with Jamie, it was so much fun.
Saturday we wake up and pick up the house, get dressed and meet Logan, her mommy and baby sister at Desert Ridge to play in the fountains. We had so much fun. The girls ate pizza and had slushies, ran around in the water then we headed to Barnes & Noble to read books.
When we are driving home I see that The Kidlet is falling asleep in her carseat. GREAT.... this mama was ready for a nap as well.
As we are walking up the stairs to my loft she wakes up. And the convo is as follows:
K: Hey mommy, look at those little berries.
M: Yeah, they fall off the trees. They aren't really berries so don't try and eat them...okay baby?
K: Okay. Hey mommy, they kind of look like little grapes... but I won't eat them, don't worry.
M: Great punky, come on let's go... let's lay down for a bit.
K: Mommy, look at them.... they also look like big, black boogars!
M: KIDLET, come on...they are things that fall off the trees....don't eat them....move your fanny right now!
K: OR Mommy, they could be rabbit poopies?
M: Fine, they are rabbit poopies. If you eat them you will grow hair on your tongue, your ears will fall off your head and you will forever have a tail that has grown between your baby bootie cheeks!
K: (Crying) I don't want to grow a tail mommy, I will not put holes in all of my new mini skirts!!!!
That, Voxers is my baby! She is more worried about cutting holes in the ass of her new mini skirts than growing a tail! UGH... this child! Damn, I love her :)
Hilarious, watch all the way through.... Happy Friday Voxers!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he1rYR_8T4s
NOTE: I don't Facebook nor do I support or frown on the site (I am so PC)
My baby-angel otherwise known as The Kidlet can officially swim!
We are floatie free and she is jetting along like a little mermaid, I am so proud of her. Just in time for July 4th with the family in Houston.
You go girl!
I just really studied this photo that Miranda took of me and The Kidlet on Sunday at the airport.
What is going on with our smiles?
The Kidlet looks as if she is constipated.
I looks as if I am about to spit a saliva-snotball at you.
Things that make you go, hmmm.....
I just got a note on my professional networking site that read:
Tom McVay would like to join your network.
HELLO? Thomas McVay? I thought he was dead? Is he? And if he is not, can criminals be on public networking sites? YIKES!!!!
Edited: Everyone Loves an Irish Girl just pointed out to me that the famous killer that I was thinking of is Timothy McVeigh....OMG, I am STUPID!!!!
Tonight is the premiere of my "boy-toy", Joe Jonas' movie, Camp Rock! Happy Joe Jonas Day!!!!
DROOL for the one in pink!
While at the office today I am talking to the owner and one of the partners.
K: Do you know those two guys that office at the end of the building?
O: The ones that never smile?
K: Yeah
O: No but they are not very friendly, why?
P: I think that they are architects or something.
K: I think that one of them is really cute!
O: Are you kidding me?
K: No, why? What is wrong?
O: They are identical twins. They look exactly alike.
K: Well I only like one of them.
The owner and partner were cracking up laughing. I doubt that I can tell them apart. STUPID!
I need to be saving myself anyway for Joe Jonas...hee hee hee.
Joe Jonas of Disney's The Jonas Brothers..... hello lover!
I love him. I have loved him for a while in silence but now I am ready to let the entire world know, I love Joe Jonas (and yes for all of you sickos out there, he is 18 and so very legal).
The Kidlet has liked them for a while and I never really took much notice until when we saw Hannah Montana 3D in February. The Jonas Bros entertained between Miley/Hannah and sang, "When You Look Me in the Eye". That is when I fell in lust with the middle Jonas Brother, sweet, sweet, sweet Joe.
If you have yet to have the opportunity to see his lovely face visit:
http://www.youtube.com/user/JonasBrothersMusic?ob=1
If you did not catch my L/L from yesterday, a friend of mine did a very sweet thing and bought myself and The Kidlet tickets to see the Jo Bros on July 11th in Phoenix. The Kidlet will be in Texas with my mom but just take a guess which Vox "cougar" will be there with another adult female?
Oh yeah, ME! Loves him, yummy!
Loathes:
* Searching for new clients
* Needing a hair cut/trim/color
* Busting my own upper lip while trying to get a Propel Fitness water from the stupid, plastic crap that holds the six pack together
* People not know when to stop calling, "take a hint Bub"
* My receeding gum line (disgusting I know, it really bugs me)
* Waiting until Sunday to pick up The Kidlet
* Looking down at my tootsies hating the color that I chose during the last pedicure
* I have two tickets to see The Jonas Brothers and The Kidlet will be with my mother
* It is 115 degrees here today.......and it is a dry heat (which is worse)
Loves:
* I pick The Kidlet up this weekend
* Buying a new tube of lipstick
* The commission check that will be rolling in next month..........WOO HOO, can I get a "hell yeah"?
* The new shoes that I will be purchasing once that check is deposited
* I get to see my mom in less than two weeks
* I get to kiss all over my monkey-nieces in two weeks
* Telling Sprint customer service where they can stick their policy
I just love good news, don't you? Isn't it funny how one phone call or email can send you into a almost "drunk-like" happiness state of mind?
Also, when I was headed back to the office from lunch guess what I heard on Sirius Satellite? A jam from 8th grade... oh baby... I was wearing Guess mini skirts, big, big, big, big hair and Espirit t-shirts with shoulder pads....
Jam on ladies and gents, jam on...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAwiY4tOa9o
Happy Monday!
