9 posts tagged “jamie”
Jamie and I are having a conversation and it goes a little something like this:
J: What, do you think that they are having cyber-sex?
K: What? Why do you think that. Do you?
J: Have cyber-sex?
K: Yes
J: I don't even know what cyber-sex is. Is it when you try to screw your laptop?
Okay so the conversation was much more comedic in real life, I had tears coming out my eyes! Funny stuff.
Who the hell created the No Boil Lasagna Pasta?
I want to do exciting yet criminal things to this person. OMG... who knew?
I invited Jamie over for lasagna yesterday.
I hate making lasagna for several reasons:
* It has taken me years to perfect my recipe
* I have been criticized by family and friends by how "robust" my lasagna can be
* I hate waiting for those gosh damn noodles to boil...I am ready to get down to the nitty gritty
I had not made this dish in almost 6 months. I need to be in the mood to make lasagna. I need to have the time and I need to have someone that will eat this dish and not bitch.
I went to the grocery to stock up on the 500 items needed for my specific lasagna recipe. I get everything that I need and finally I go down the dreaded pasta row. SHIT. DAMN. SHIT. DAMN.
I find what I need but my eyes slowly move to a brand that I have never tested, Barilla No Boil Lasagna. I am thinking, "there is no way that you can't cook the pasta before beginning the layering.... NO WAY".
Guess what? This stuff works. It is fantastic. Gone are the days of waiting 9 to 11 minutes before embarking on my Italian masterpiece.
My lasagna rocked! The Kidlet loved it, although she did not eat much. Jamie left with half of it in foil for dinner tomorrow. I have the rest in my fridge.
Boil-free lasagna noodles...who knew?
Barilla, you kick Italian bootie!
All the Voxers out there know how I feel about others that are spineless and continue to piss me off when they won't stand up for themselves.
I have a new complaint today....people that are two- faced. Why be this way?
Granted, in high school we all talked garbage about one another. That is how we learned that it is wrong and it can only get you into big trouble and cause you to lose friends which is painful. We remember those hurt feelings and you know not to do that again, major "no no".
But grown men and women that thrive on saying one thing to your face then another to others? What is that all about? I have made numerous snide comments about people but likely I would say these things to their face and either have or they know how I feel (whether it be right or wrong) they know my feelings.
My sharp tongue has gotten me into "tiffs" in the past. Friends and I have had words, we reconcile and it is over....we go on being friends.
I think what is most hurtful is when you hear a second hand story from someone that you are not close to about yourself that is complete bullshit.
It is ignorant for people to think that things will not ever come back around to the person that they are talking smack about....Tip #1....it always does.
So, if you are going to be shit talker please make sure that you file up those incisors and take a huge bite into my ass because when it comes back around you do not want to deal with the wrath of me. Especially if you are talking about my child. I can take the heat but keep your trap shut about my daughter.
Carry on sweet Voxers!
So if you read my blog yesterday you know that I had a tiff with Jamie and pondered all day about how to handle. Thank you to those of you who left such thoughtful comments.
So I get home and when he arrives, once again he acts like nothing is wrong....so typical. So we exchange words and end up arguing once again. I got up, grabbed my keys and walked out of the house. I got in my car not knowing where I was going. I called my girlfriend, Lyndee and she offered a shoulder and an ear for the evening.
I arrived at her house and we talked and talked and talked. I told her that as I was driving to her house I past a Psychic sign. She smiled and asked if I was interested and I thought about it for a moment and blurted out, "let's go".
Seriously....I would have never thought that I would seek a palm reader/medium/clairvoyant...whatever, that is just not me.
We enter the house and it looked like a normal home. She welcomed us then quickly stated that she only takes cash. I never have cash, I use my debit card for every purchase but I wanted to speak to this woman so I gave Lyndee my card and PIN and she left to get the cash and I went into the back room with this woman.
We sit and she takes out a stack of tarot cards and starts spreading them all over the table. I am skeptical by nature but what this woman told me blew my socks off.
I won't go into any detail but she did say that I would excel in my new job, she told me that my dad and brother whom have both passed are together and they watch over me. She said that I will make some descisions in the next month that will affect the rest of my life. Again, I am not going into any detail but I am now a believer.
I got the answers that I was looking for and I feel much better today. If I don't post in the next few days it is because I am on the phone with the Psychic Hotline :) :) :)
Everyone has a past, some tend to be more chaotic or interesting than others but we all have them. Some dwell on the past, some don't. When do you move on? When do you let go? When do you stop living in the past and start focusing on your future?
Past relationships both love and friendship can haunt us all but should we let that dictate our future relationships? My opinion is that it should not but often times those people even if they are not present in our lives do still linger longer than others. How do you make them go away? I don't think that they ever do but I do know that I do not want to be timid when approaching a new relationship.
I have been thinking about this a lot this morning as Jamie and I got into a bit of a tiff over the same old nonsense. He lives in the past and I do not. I suppose it has a bit to do with the age difference. He is supposedly older and wiser. I am younger and don't have as much life experience. I find that to be blatant bullshit but that is what he thinks to be true.
What do you my fellow Voxers think about this? I am interested to know your thoughts.
I suck because it has been over a week since modifying my blog. I know that you are all quite pissed but I have been busy. Let me recall my timeline for you.
Many of you have either watched Age of Love (the new NBC Comedy/reality show) or heard about it. If not, you are a complete ignoramus because it has been all over any type of entertainment news for the last two months.
So, Al Gore's son, Al Gore III, age 24 was arrested on July 4th at 2:15am for driving his hybrid car 100 miles an hour and it was reported that he had a little "Mary Jane" (AKA marijuiana) along with some prescription drugs inside the vehicle.